Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Of course!

I know why I'm so mopey - it's blindingly obvious! I just need to get laid! Clearly, a good root will help me get over this period of angst and sadness I am currently going through. Who needs emotional intimacy when you can have its tawdry, meaningless replacement, an anonymous fuck?!

6 comments:

Gemnastics said...

Hear hear!

Spunk like you? Shouldn't be a problem.

richardwatts said...

Y'know, I was being sarcastic when I wrote that post, Gemma, but now that you mention it (and now that I'm in a different mood), maybe it's not such a bad idea after all... :-)

LadyCracker said...

go fotrh and do your best...

Gemnastics said...

No you weren't.

richardwatts said...

*Panto Voice*Oh yes I was!*ends Panto Voice*

Gemnastics said...

Oh no you weren't.